good hairstyle=good play and vice versa

Cristiano Ronaldo a.k.a His Greasiness

Chino: ew.
Hey guys! I reading some football news just now and guess what i came across? these two pictures of C.Ronaldo and Ronaldo:) Okay...cut it awhile. Do you all realise that the better the hairstyle of the player the better his skills are and the more atrocious his hair the more atrocious he plays. good hairstyle=good playing(vice versa) It's kinda proportionate:) Think about it.

Eg: Fernando Torres-good hair
David Beckham-good hair ocassionally?
David James-err....they do call him Calamity James for a good reason.....

However, there are some players who does not make this statement a a fact and that is Cristiano Ronaldo, Ronaldo and also David James. Cristiano Ronaldo may look hot and his skills definitely need no change but his hair (Ronaldo, you know i still love you) looks like he just dropped in from 'GreaseTown'. get it? and someone also needs to give him a grease filter and a comb:) oh, and i don't know how Parius managed to actually sleep with him. her bedsheets must have been really oiled up:)

Ronaldo? sweet jesus..... what's with the China little boy hairstyle? i'm not being racist because i am Chinese myself but when i went to China, all the little boys sported the same hairstyle like some place where everone had to look the same....okayy that wasn't really clear but i think you guys sort of guessed what i meant.

David James. no f--- way. He looks like he came out from the 'Shirley Temple' age with his super tight goodboy perm. maybe it's natural...i don't know. i think he kind of likes it but David here's a message to you...(not that you'll be reading my blog or anything) do not choose to showcase your un-brillianto hairstyle at the games:). nevertheless, he is still England's best goal keeper.